From Twitter 08-23-2009

[monkeyonthelam]

• 11:02:41: Neil Patrick Harris read for Simon Tam on Firefly? That blows my mind.http://bit.ly/Ww5kR
  
• 11:33:38: I am having Better off Ted marathon today, because I feel like it. Lets go make it rain cupcakes.
  
• 11:38:47: I am a fighter. I fight stuff like this. #betteroffted
  
• 11:39:11: She once killed a bat with a People Magazine. #betteroffted
  
• 11:43:03: @rainnwilson Dwight would be proud, you know, if he actually existed. Good job.
  
• 11:47:06: I like him the temperature he is. #betteroffted
  
• 11:48:04: "Did you do your math homework""yes""6 times 8" "yes that was one of them" #betteroffted
  
• 11:48:45: It is wrong to freeze someone that comes to your daughter's birthday. #betteroffted
  
• 11:50:06: When Rose was four her mom left us to go save the world. Its been hard for Rose, not so great for the world either. #betteroffted
  
• 12:00:18: Fine. You know your name better than i do. yay. #betteroffted
  
• 12:05:02: "how did I get wet" "No one knows, perhaps you urinated" "In my face?" #betteroffted
  
• 12:19:22: I am going to say to to the meat blob getting a mouth. Mostly because I don't want to hear what it has to say. #betteroffted
  
• 12:41:59: Holy shit! Look at these office spoiler pics. So much for being unspoiled. I didn't stand a chance. :( http://bit.ly/OwNQo
  
• 12:58:50: @raysgal i know, I'm shocked. I didn't want to look on principle, but I couldn't tear my eyes away from John Krasinski in a tux.
  
• 13:00:14: @missedforsleep i know. it is kinda painful. Everyone looks so beautiful. but is is killing me.
  
• 13:03:12: @raysgal cut ties make me think of that episode of the West Wing. "Game on boyfriend:
  
• 13:11:56: @missedforsleep sometimes I wish I was more like @dorkydancer . #willpowerfail
  
• 13:13:22: @raysgal well if you ever have a few hours (or days) to spare, it is so worth it. Bradley Whitford is so dreamy.
  
• 13:22:01: I have loved @CakeWrecks for a long time, but today's Sunday Sweets is just absolutely amazing.http://bit.ly/NVz1X #drhorrible
  
• 13:29:10: Money before people. Thats the company motto. Engraved right there on the lobby floor. Just looks more heroic in latin. #betteroffted
  
• 13:31:03: The boxers you were wearing weren't highlighting your assets. Penisly speaking. #betteroffted
  
• 13:31:47: @colbertobsessed isn't that awesome. That casting had to be intentional (because of Deadwood)
  
• 13:34:58: Ted is like a God, only it hurts more when he judges us. #betteroffed
  
• 16:08:02: Ted is like the angle opposite of an hypotenuse. He is always right. #betteroffted
  
• 16:20:44: @mandreano did you see the hash tag? I was quoting a tv show. #betteroffted
  
• 16:24:56: @mandreano any person with any taste would know that better off ted is a tv show. stop being an ass.
  
• 16:42:16: important #buffy question: Does anyone actually like Xander?
  
• 16:44:42: @dbferguson I admit, Anya makes him less annoying. But he is just so stupid. Well he has 2 1/2 seasons and comic ook to change my mind
  

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